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Wednesday, November 1, 2017
Is a Lack of Diversity Equivalent to Racism?
Saturday, October 21, 2017
An unexpected encounter with Bharpinder
Was a cow harmed in the manufacture of your safety equipment?
Do you use environmentally friendly hair gel in the morning?
And finally, “Why
is it that you appear to live at TNGT’s headquarters? – Oh! That’s right, you really
don’t make enough money to pay your student loan payments and live in the most
expensive region of the Country.
Instead
of rocketing to the top of the organization, you find yourself toiling for 10
to 14 hours daily, including weekends just so that Bharpinder Nagasalamandanam
doesn’t out-toil you with his own effort, which is underscored by mounting a goal of 18 hours per day
plus weekends, and you quickly are reassigned to a team of under-performers who
are tasked with reverse engineering a 20 year old application that was
converted from Microsoft Visual C++ to Java using an automated code conversion utility. Your initial assessment of this new
assignment is flawless:
- The code needs to be rewritten from scratch. There is nothing that can be salvaged. You have read this code and clearly it was code-generated by another program and though you do not have access to the original source code you recognize the entire asset is complete and utter garbage.
- You’ve looked around for any accurate and credible documentation of this module, but you have been given 3 answers when you ask:
- We have a cryptic, hard-copy document provided by the vendor of the original C++-developed solution, but it’s in JoAnne Stevenson’s desk, and she will not share it with anyone.
- There is an equally cryptic appendix that describes more business rules that are referenced in a document maintained by a 3rd-party company, but their version reflects thousands of changes to the specification that have been implemented in the ensuing 15 years after the original software was written.
- The appendix has an even more cryptic reference to another document that hasn’t been in circulation for over 10 years, and another not-so-cryptic reference to a web site that contains additional code/value pairs that you will need to evaluate within your module, but notably many of the code/value references are completely missing from the industry standards organization’s website, or any other legitimate reference.
Your team is practicing a combination of eXtreme Programming, Scrum and Kanban, but no one has a name for this Agile potpourri, and it’s not clear which practices of the Company’s agile variant that you are using is responsible for governing which activities in this "agile" method, but Bharpinder seems comfortable and seems to know what needs to be done.
In fact, he’s willing to help you, but it seems that part of the agreement will be that you will apprentice under him for 6 months, and only if you figure out the secret to deciphering the agile ceremony du jour will you be allowed to actually work on Bharpinder’s team going forward.
In a matter of 4 days, the team concludes that you are rather dense, and you are re-assigned to build unit tests for a module that was developed based on User Stories that were written by a Stanford Undergraduate Software Engineering Student who has dropped out of College and is no longer involved in the internship program with TNGT.
From software engineer you quickly descend the corporate ladder to settle comfortably as a Test Developer reporting to the QA Team with an after-hours role as Bharpinder’s gopher.
Sunday, September 24, 2017
Working for nothing
At this time, Amalgamated Healthcare Corporation is the largest corporation on the planet with over 500 Trillion USD in cash reserves -- enough to pay off the US National debt (currently sitting at $100 Trillion. 5 times over. Amalgamated (AHC for Short) is now diversified into government consulting projects, and literally runs the US Government. No one doubts the power of AHC. They have both sustained and torpedoed 3 presidential administrations, including Trump (2 terms) Michelle Obama (2 terms) and in a surprising twist, Hillary Clinton won the 2028 election at the age of 80! After only one year in office, AHC lead a successful campaign to have her impeached, alleging Corporate Fraud within the Clinton Foundation, Colluding with Russia in the fixing of the 2028 elections, and Money laundering.
Saturday, August 12, 2017
The Sweet Life
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Commentary on President Trump's address to Congress
Personally, I have a problem when the Democratic congress-people are giving the thumbs-down to the president on national TV and feel that they are somehow justified in doing so, when the president clearly articulated that he was seeking unity and cooperation and reaching across the aisle.
Watching Elizabeth Warren poo-pooing the president is utterly disgusting. Shameful even. It's also rude and unacceptable for the democrats to rush out of the building so quickly after the speech. The democrats are clearly taking a hard-line position, based solely on allegation that the President is a meglomaniac, a tyrant, a dictator and a racist. The democrats are claiming that they are worried about the country, because such a man as Donald Trump is in a position of so much power -- Get over it. The democrats lost the election just as they did in 2000! Life goes on -- lose with dignity!
The democrats claim that they are the guardians of democracy and that they are inclusive and forward-looking, even non-partisan. They claim to be the party of looking forward, not back. How so? The democratic response claims simply that the President's cabinet is just a group of billionaires who don't care about the common folk. From that they defend that social defiance is acceptable, because it somehow makes the president is horrible. Ha! As Ronald Reagan always said, "There you go again." I hated Reagan with a passion. I still feel that he was a horrible president and not my president, but the Democrats are committed to doing everything within their power to oppose the President without a tangible platform of their own. The claim is that he is a dangerous man who has declared war on immigrants.
What I hear is partisan bickering by the Democrats -- baseless claims that President Trump is eroding the credibility of our nation. I have seen fear-mongering and divisiveness the likes of which I never imagined that I would see in the USA. The Democratic response is that our representatives are out of control, because they (The Republicans) fail to understand that they work for us (the people). I don't feel that the nay-saying response by the Democrats has any solid ground. The speech was a positive speech and the President clearly reached across the aisle. The Democrats refuse to offer any specific policy proposals, but then they have the audacity to claim that the President's proposals are empty.
The bad behavior and stonewalling by liberals throughout the country is simply not acceptable. History may prove me wrong, but from my perspective the Democratic party is utterly out of touch with Americans and is inciting riots an division among people all across the country. I have observed friends and family members severing ties over politics and it saddens me. More troubling is that the Democratic party is the party inciting this divisiveness with rhetoric and propaganda beyond belief.
The actions of liberals, specifically the deliberate action to stoke the fires of fear is unacceptable. I was a registered Democrat for more than 25 years. I campaigned for Bill Clinton in 1992 and again in 1996, but the Democratic party has been so firmly planted in gridlock for so many years it's difficult to take the Democrats seriously.
I'm not hear to tout the virtues of the president. I simply would encourage people to give the man and his policies a chance. The Democrats have rejected President Trump out-of-pocket. I listened to the President's address objectively and I heard a man who was preaching inclusion and I hear liberals preaching only divisiveness. Shameful! Let's hear your comments on Thought-Rising.